23 Jill and her husband went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. Upon arrival they were greeted by a Waiter who said, “I am sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you two mind waiting for a bit?” Jill said no problem. So he said “well take these drinks to table 10 and this food is for table 9.” A man walks into a crowded bar on a Friday night, and there’s a big commotion going on. Curious, he walks into the crowd and tries to find what is so exciting. Looking up, he sees several pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. Even more curious now, but also rather thirsty, he works his way to the bartender. The man asks the bartender, “Why are there pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling?”The bartender grins. He replies, “We have a special going on right now. If you can jump up and hit all of the pieces hanging, then you’ll earn free drinks for the rest of the night. However, if you miss even one, the entire bar’s drinks are on your tab for the next hour. Do you want to give it a try?”The man looked up again, weighing the odds. “No thanks, the steaks are too high.” A man passes away and his funeral is set to be held in his hometown where one of his sons lives. The other, a wealthy businessman, unfortunately can’t make it to the ceremony so instead he offers to pay for the entire thing. A few months later, the businessman is looking over his finances and notices a recurring bill of $120 a month. Confused, he called up his brother and asks him if he knows anything about it “Oh yeah,” the brother replies. “Dad always wanted to go out in style so we rented him a tuxedo.” A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The manager of the distributor firm saw that the previous bill hadn’t been paid so he left a voice-mail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.” The next day he received a collect phone call, “Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.” A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. Quote of the month “The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” Walt Disney “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies” He responded. “Oh. Killing any?” She asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?” He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.” All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, “If our chute doesn’t open, and the reserve doesn’t open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?” Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, “The rest of your life.” FUNNY BUSINESS Unlock Peak Fleet Performance with Goodyear Autocare – Wyong WYONG 02 4352 2133 A 144 Pacific Highway, Wyong NSW 2259 E wyong@goodyear.com.au CALL TRENT OR ALLAN AT GOODYEAR AUTOCARE – WYONG, ON 02 4352 2133 Expert Passenger Fleet Services • Tailored vehicle servicing packages. • Proactive maintenance schedules. • Minimise downturn, maximise productivity. Truck Tyre Fleet Maintenance • Specialised commercial Tyre maintenance. • 24/7 emergency breakdown support. • Product optimisation tailored to your needs. At Goodyear Autocare - Wyong, we partner with you to give a unique customer experience on a Fleet Management level. We are experts in our field and are trusted by local and nationally recognised brands. CENTRAL COAST BUSINESS REVIEW JUNE 2024
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