19 FUNNY BUSINESS SPACIOUS. BOLD. Award-winning. Worthington mini garage. We must all do our bit for the planet! I just unplugged a row of electric cars that nobody was using! A house cat ends up lost in the African rainforest. Thinking the cat would be easy to catch, a big lion begins to prowl. The house cat notices a pile of bones to his left and the lion coming towards him on his right and comes up with a plan. “Ah, that LION meat was DELICIOUS!” he exclaims loudly. “Wow, maybe he is tough,” the lion thinks to himself. A rat, who’d just seen the cat’s trick explains the situation to the lion. “Let’s teach him a lesson,” the lion roars. As the two race back towards the cat, the cat quickly yells: “Where is that damn rat? I told him to fetch me another lion a few hours ago!!” When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm and I couldn’t wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm. Annoyed at her mum, a teenage girl decides to prank her to get some attention. The girl wrote a note saying, “I have run away – don’t bother trying to find me”, put it on her desk, and hid under her bed to catch her mum’s reaction. The mother comes home, sees the note on the desk, and immediately pulls out her iPhone to call her husband. “Good news honey, we don’t have to send her off to college and spend all that money, she left on her own!”The daughter waits for her mom to leave the room and then bursts into tears. She climbs out from under the bed and sees a note taped to the door. The note reads “I can see the light of your phone from under the bed. I’m making dinner, it’ll be ready in 30.” I just realised that I messed up and bought tickets to the NRL Grand Final that’s taking place on the same day as my wedding. So, if anyone would like to take my place, it’s on Sunday and her name is Sophie. A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, “Wow, look at our cars - there’s nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends Quote of the month “The world is so full of people who are grabbing and self-seeking. So the rare individual who unselfishly tries to serve others has an enormous advantage. He has little competition.” Dale Carnegie and not try to pin the blame on each other.” The man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely.”The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, “And here’s another miracle. Somehow this bottle of scotch from my back seat didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this scotch and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and drinks about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police... I’ll let them decide who’s fault it is.” CENTRAL COAST BUSINESS REVIEW MAY 2025
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