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Keeping it
real
...
with Anna Nimmity
Meme of the month...
Bad daddy jokes...
“If you want a job in the moisturiser industry,
the best advice I can give is to apply daily”.
“A big cat escaped it’s cage at the zoo
yesterday. If I saw that I would puma pants”.
“I’ve been addicted to cold turkey for 2 years.
I keep telling people I’m trying to quit cold
turkey but nobody is taking me seriously”.
“I just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore”.
“Whenever I want to start eating healthy, a
chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers”.
“My friend keeps telling me I’m in the closet.
I just say it’s Narnia business”.
Peace out!
Love Anna xo
H
O
T...
Spring is here! Bring back the BBQ’s!
Kale... It’s so good for you and can be used
in numerous dishes. Sorry, did I type kale? I
meant bacon. Bacon is awesome!
Tom Ka soup. So hot right now... it is
seriously bacon!
BBQ and pizza shapes are back on the
shelves! Never ever mess with that recipe again
Arnott’s, shame on you!
Super hero underpants.
Designer flat caps worn with a onesie.
So sharp and sun-smart.
N
O
T...
Using too much make-up ladies...
a make-up wipe should be adequate... no need
for a paint scraper to remove it!
Oversized pub meals... There are
people starving overseas! We do not need
a plate of fries buried under half a cow for
lunch.
Going to lunch with a vegan... There will
never be anything on the menu you can eat.
Bring a snack bar or just eat before. NB: All
deep fryers cook chips and meat. If they say
the chips aren’t cooked with meat it’s a lie.
Interesting facts...
Billy goats urinate on their own heads
to smell more attractive to females.
23% of photocopier faults worldwide
are caused by people sitting on them
and photocopying their butts.
If you are bored...
Pretend to be a car - Make appropriate
revving noises in your head as you walk
along and add a racing commentary
as you pass strangers in the street. Use
blinking eyes as indicators for extra
authenticity.
Quote of the month...
“To be yourself in a world that is
constantly trying to make you something
else is the greatest accomplishment”
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Absolutely Fabulous!
After Eddy is arrested for stealing wine...
Patsy:
‘My name is Patsy Stone and I am
an alcoholic, and what she did was an
act of humanitarian mercy.’
Pet costume of the month...
Joke of the month...
Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we
made explosives!”
Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with
you these days. And what will you do at school
tomorrow?”
Patrick, “What school?”...
Elephant artworks on sale .! From
$
100...
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