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22 | iNarrabri Magazine | November 2016
Keeping it
real
...
with Anna Nimmity
Meme of the month...
Just for a laugh...
At a cocktail party, one woman said to
another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding
ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied,
“Yes, I am, I married the wrong man”.
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The
other day she looked at my calendar and
wanted to know who May was.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
“You know, I was a fool when I married you”.
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in
love and didn’t notice”.
A man inserted an “ad” in the classifieds:
“Wife wanted”. The next day he received a
hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
“You can have mine”.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend. A successful
woman is one who can find such a man.
Peace out!
Love Anna xo
H
O
T...
Fake tanning! After my first spring
sun-burn I still have PTSD when I go outside.
Fake it... and a hot tip to remove the mosaic
pattern on your skin after three days?
Lemon juice... scrub baby, scrub!
Treating yourself! Whether it be a massage,
having your nails done, or what I prefer i.e.
15 units of botox strategically placed on my
forehead... go gal, you deserve it!
Champagne (sparkling white wine) and
green cordial. If you haven’t tried it you are
missing out. It’s like a cocktail, but cheap...
Bright pink lippy! Bring back the 80’s!
N
O
T...
Magnifying mirrors... if we don’t want to
see ourselves in a normal mirror why
punish us with a 3x the size version of our
face! Ignorance is bliss.
Fake designer bags... unless they are
A-grade. There is nothing worse than seeing the
Louis Vuitton logo abused. Shame on you!
Singles tables at weddings. No one wants
to find the love of their lives on a singles table.
All you are asking for is a drunken group of
unhappy people that will heckle your speeches
and fall asleep during the first dance. Fact.
Interesting facts...
The average woman uses her height in
lipstick every 5 years.
Elephants can smell water up to 3 miles
away. They are also one of the three
mammals that undergo menopause,
the other two being humpback whales
and human females.
Quote of the month...
“Women are made to be loved, not
understood”. ~ Oscar Wilde
Absolutely Fabulous!
Saffy
“I’m sorry, mum, but I’ve never
seen what you actually do.”
Eddy
‘PR!’.
Saffy
“Yes, but…”
Eddy
“PR! I PR
things! People. Places. Concepts”.
Pet costumes of the month...
FREE ART EXHIBITION
“from the heart”
by jessica barraket
friday, november 18th @ 6.30pm
narrabri art & craft gallery
beer, wine & nibbles provided
all welcome!
address: dangar street. ph: 0409 924 604.