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18 | iNarrabri Magazine | November 2016
Keeping it
real
...
with Anna Nimmity
Meme of the month...
Just for a laugh...
1.
A young blonde woman is distraught
because she fears her husband is having an
affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a
handgun.
The next day she goes for a walk, only to
find her husband on a date with a beautiful
redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her
own head.
The husband jumps up, begging and pleading
with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the
blonde responds to the husband, ‘’Shut up...
You’re next!’’
2.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: ‘’Ugh, that’s the ugliest
baby I’ve ever seen!’’ The woman walks to the
rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: ‘’The driver
just insulted me!’’ The man says:
‘’You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll
hold your monkey for you.’’
Peace out!
Love Anna xo
H
O
T...
Making TO DO lists and actually doing
them. I think I have 41 ready to go so far and
I aim to complete 20 in the next week. I have
already noted it on my 42nd TO DO list.
Treating yourself! Again...do something to
make yourself feel good! Don’t buy gold-fish,
I have lost 3 fish and 3 Stanley Rogers spoons
in the process, I don’t know what I am more
devastated about.
Marrying yourself. Ladies, there is nothing
wrong these days with just getting married to
you... and instead of a gift registry just have a
wishing well towards a “freeze my eggs” fund.
N
O
T...
Flat caps if you are over age 30... Seriously,
grow up, please see above...
Men with bad hair. Women are allowed to
have bad hair days... men? Not so much!
Interesting facts...
The two tiny holes drilled in every BIC
pen is to ensure that the air pressure is
the same both inside and outside the
pen, which helps the ink flow to the
tip.
Quote of the month...
If you could kick the person in the pants
responsible for most of your trouble,
you wouldn’t sit for a month ~ Theodore
Roosevelt
Absolutely Fabulous!
Patsy:
‘What the hell is the difference
between a painting done by a person
who wishes to paint like a child, and a
child’s painting?’
Pet costumes of the month...
Just too cute...
Get in early for your Christmas artworks!
Please email or phone for any special requests...
jbarraket@gmail.comor 0409 924 604
Warmest wishes to you all
for the festive season!